ashesandabyss:

kaijuno:

marina-diamandis:

patconmax:

mostlyjudson:

patconmax:

casualdadcore:

konigstigerr:

unlimited-shitpost-works:

havfiske:

yourfavchristianethot:

havfiske:

the-armed-utahn:

the-mighty-birdy:

the-mighty-birdy:

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

Don’t wash chicken

why would you wash chicken

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

These people are using soap.

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

Deadass was about to start discourse when y’all were arguing about washing chicken, then I deadass did a double take when I heard y’all meant using soap as well.

dentist-brainsurgeon:

autumngracy:

draumboosky:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

stimman4000:

dissolving cotton candy in water

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

It’s like entering the void

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

Disintegrating Clown hair

funneeb:

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

lievii:

rakosuke:

lievii:

I..am tumblr mobile.

explain

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

viola-and-chill:

woodrider:

jncos:

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

Billy Joel - Piano Man

I hate this site

avpdsnail:

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drawyourownreality:

opal-meadows:

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

alternatively all it really takes sometimes is doing one load of laundry to set your life back on a productive track

fuuuckpussy:

1millionyengirls:

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

parentless-suggestions:

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.